Three Guys And A Lady
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says ‘I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know…. Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist’
The second guy says ‘I’m a D.I.N.K, you know….Double Income, No Kids.’
The third guy says, ‘I’m a R.U.B., you know…Rich, Urban, Biker.’
They turn to the woman and ask her, ‘What are you?’ She replies: ‘I’m a WIFE, you now….Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.’